What I've learned since moving to D.C. (some of which should be obvious): 0240

11951.  There’s a new dimension to a song when you have 3 drummers all playing it;

11952.  (You know) you’re getting old when you get a white eyebrow hair;

11953.  Nicklas Backstrom (of the Washington Capitals) is a pretty good (golf) chipper;

11954.  T(imothy )J(imothy)Oshie Nicklas Backstrom (of the Washington Capitals) is a pretty good (golf) chipper too;

11955.  Apparently, former NHL goalies are good at catching/fielding and throwing softballs( specifically Braden Holtby and Carey Price);

11956.  Shocker, Adam Eaton (i.e., former Washington Nationals outfielder) is good at softball;

11957.  Mike Green (i.e., former Washington Capitals defenseman) is a pretty good first baseman;

11958.  Shocker, Ryan Zimmerman (i.e., former Washington Nationals first/third baseman) is good at softball too;

11959.  Steve Birnbaum (i.e., former D.C. United center-back) is a pretty good softball player;

11960.  Dylan Strome (i.e., Washington Capitals centerman) is a pretty good softball player;

11961.  I hate to say it, but Nicklas Backstrom (of the Washington Capitals) isn’t the best (softball) batter/hitter. . . . He hits into a lot of double plays;