Monday, January 30, 2012

What I’ve learned since moving to D.C. (some of which should be obvious): 0005

201.  It’s amazing where you’ll run into people . . . sometimes people you haven’t seen in years . . . and usually in a place you least expect it;
202.  If you’re out of shaving cream, lotion or sunscreen makes a decent substitute;
203.  If you’re really motivated, you can drive from D.C. to Baltimore in a ½ hour (in moderate to light traffic);
204.  It’s not every day that you see a tall, stunning blonde, wearing a floor-length, pink dress with high heels, stride out of a stall in the men’s restroom, when you’re standing at a urinal peeing . . . not that I’m complaining;
205.  Kobe beef is very tender;
206.  The winter salad (i.e., apples, applewood smoked bacon, candied almonds, candied pistachios, field greens, goat cheese and pulled pheasant with a bacon-molasses vinaigrette) at Daniel O’Connell’s Restaurant (DanielOConnells.com) is outstanding.  It’s so good that I would actually eat it as an entrée. . . . That’s saying a lot because that may be the second time I’ve ever said anything like that about a salad;
207.  The Ritz-Carlton in Pentagon City isn’t all that impressive, at least the ballrooms aren’t . . . and it’s kind of hard to find;
208.  On Mondays after 3:00 PM, for $4.99 you can get a large, cheese pizza at Jerry’s Subs & Pizza (Jerrys-Subs.com).  Toppings are an extra $1.50 each;
209.  Life can be pretty unbearable when you’re in a bad situation and there’s no hope of getting out;
210.  It’s probably not a good idea to eat an individual, deep dish, pepperoni pizza and 1-¾ individual, deep dish, sausage pizzas from Uno’s Chicago Grill (Unos.com) in one sitting. . . . For every bite you take, it’s one step closer to a heart attack;
211.  The “Exorcist steps” in Georgetown are pretty steep;
212.  National Geographic makes concert films (in 3-D no less). . . . Who knew?
213.  If you’re a U2 fan, you’ve got to see the movie, U2 3D (U23DMovie.com), . . . preferably in IMAX;
214.  The Japanese have a bizarre fascination with robots;
215.  Isn’t it ironic that what you want most, you can’t have? . . . You can rationalize with yourself all you want . . . you can tell yourself that, in the end, what you want can’t truly make you happy . . . that it can’t truly make you fulfilled, . . . but your heart won’t listen . . . it still yearns (and craves) for it anyways . . . no matter how irrational it may be;
216.  The number one predictor of well-being is close friendships and close relationships, including family relationships, not wealth;
217.  Shad roe is overrated;
218.  Robbie’s tattoo means “Freedom, Love and Happiness (or Joy)” in Arabic;
219.  The name of Sir Francis Drake’s ship was the “Golden Hind;”
220.  It’s interesting that some people seem to mature (and seem to be in a good place) after getting married, while others seem like they haven’t changed at all;
221.  Surprisingly, Tilex Mold & Mildew Remover works really well;
222.  With a valid (or perhaps invalid) student ID, you can get a lower level ticket to any Thursday or Friday night Capitals hockey game (and a select few other games) for $25.00 or a mezzanine level ticket for $10.00 through the Verizon Center box office, the day of the game;
223.  You can appreciate how big and fast professional hockey players really are when you sit in the lower level seats at the Verizon Center;
224.  March 15th is the “Ides of March;”
225.  You can use a synagogue to host a concert, but you still feel like you’re in church;
226.  The greatest gift you can give someone is the strength and the power not to need you, to need you for nothing;
227.  Two words describe being the person right after the last person let in to DC101’s Kegs & Eggs: Fucking awful (or cold);
228.  Bribery is alive and well in Clarendon;
229.  People can be so self-centered and inconsiderate of others;
230.  Tommy Lee seems like he has a lot of energy and fun;
231.  Want nothing.  Have preferences, but no needs;
232.  Be careful of your thoughts, they become words.  Be careful of your words, they become actions.  Be careful of your actions, they become habits.  Be careful of your habits, they become character.  Be careful of your character, it becomes your destiny;
233.  Labels of authority have nothing to do with whether others consider you a leader or whether they’d be motivated to follow you;
234.  Joe Theismann’s sons aren’t very tall;
235.  Byrd Stadium has latrines;
236.  Your perspective creates your thoughts, and your thoughts create everything . . .  Assume a different perspective and you will have a different thought about everything;
237.  It is when you “just can’t imagine” how another person could “do such a thing” that you have forgotten where you came from, and where both you and the other person are going;
238.  Compared to the lower level seats at the Verizon Center, you don’t feel as close to the action sitting in the club level seats, but you do have some nice amenities that aren’t available to the lower level and mezzanine level seats;
239.  Alexander Ovechkin seems like he can will himself to score in any way possible;
240.  It’s a sad commentary about the state of things, when you have to go through a metal detector, in order to enter a public library;
241.  Whatever you want to experience in yourself, be the source of it in the lives of others;
242.  It is in the moments of life that a life itself is created;
243.  Atlantic City has a seedy, sordid feel to it . . . the heavy fog from the ocean just intensifies it;
244.  Just another way to gouge money from you . . . the cell phone check;
245.  “Ryan” means “little king” in Gaelic;
246.  It’s rather bizarre to be standing around and have a woman, who you’ve never met before, come up and pinch your nipple;
247.  When you mix alcohol, some “choice” words and a dude from Philly . . . you get a fight (and a couple of thrown beers);
248.  It’s sad to watch a person gamble away his/her hard-earned money on $15.00 blackjack at 4:30 in the morning;
249.  The Jersey accent is not attractive;
250.  You can’t pump your own gas in New Jersey;

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