What I've learned since moving to D.C. (some of which should be obvious): 0096

4751.  Just make it stop!

4752.  Time slows down when you’re on LSD;

4753.  Songs seem four times as long when you’re on LSD;

4754.  Distances seem a lot further when you’re on acid;

4755.  Coldplay, U2 and “The Who” are the soundtrack to my “trip” in Prague;

4756.  Psychedelic art makes total sense to me now;

4757.  One of the best tasting peaches I’ve ever had was the (one I ate the) morning after taking LSD;

4758.  One of the best tasting chocolate muffins I’ve ever had was the (one I ate the) morning after taking LSD;

4759.  Apparently, tourists invade Prague on the weekends;

4760.  Apparently, the age of consent in Sweden is 15;

4761.  It seems like they only sell tab gum in Europe. . . . I couldn’t find (any) stick gum;

4762.  The cutest(, female,) 7-Eleven(, night) clerk I’ve ever seen was in Stockholm(, Sweden);

4763.  (The) Swedes maintain strong eye contact from the (female,) night clerk at 7-Eleven to the (male,) concierge at the Nobis Hotel;

4764.  People are impeccably dressed in Sweden;

4765.  Swedish women are absolutely stunning (at least in Stockholm);

4766.  The going out/clubbing nights in Sweden are Wednesdays, Fridays and Saturdays;

4767.  Apparently, “The Wall” in Sturecompagniet (Sturecompagniet.se/The-Wall/) is the club/place to be in Stockholm(, Sweden);

4768.  If you’re looking for outer validation, clubbing in Sweden can be very painful;

4769.  Swedish clubs are pretty small;

4770.  Swedish women (will) pay for their own drinks;

4771.  Sweden is very sexually open;

4772.  Shoving is perfectly normal in Swedish clubs.  It’s not a sign of aggression/hostility;

4773.  Swedish clubs are filled with (really) beautiful women;

4774.  Swedish people are very polite and courteous;

4775.  “Bruce” was born on September 1^st, 2016 (at the Nobis Hotel in Stockholm, Sweden);

4776.  Ask for her number afterwards;

4777.  In Stockholm, (Sweden) the after parties are at “Hell’s Kitchen” (in Sturecompagniet) (Sturecompagniet.se/Hells-Kitchen/) and (at) “Solidaritet” (Sldrtt.se);

4778.  I think I’ll always have fond memories of Café Opera (CafeOpera.se/en/) in Stockholm(, Sweden);

4779.  Sweden is largely a cashless society.  Even the street vendors have credit card machines;

4780.  Apparently, “princess cake” (i.e., prinsesstårta) is the official cake of Sweden;

4781.  “Princess cake” is pretty tasty.  It’s not too sweet;

4782.  Expresso House (EspressoHouse.com) in Sweden is like Starbucks in the U.S.  (They’re everywhere);

4783.  The Nobel Prize (except for the Peace Prize) is awarded at the Stockholm Concert Hall followed by an awards banquet at (Stockholm) City Hall;

4784.  The cutest, Starbucks barista I’ve ever seen was in Stockholm(, Sweden);

4785.  I had my first “Wi-Fi” experience on September 4^th, 2016 (at the Nobis Hotel in Stockholm, Sweden);

4786.  The Swedes (definitely) like to drink/party;

4787.  Brunettes and redheads stand out in Swedish clubs . . . not the blondes;

4788.  There are a lot of 7-Elevens in Stockholm(, Sweden . . . just like in Hong Kong);

4789.  TGI Friday’s is (actually) pretty nice in Stockholm(, Sweden).  They even have a deejay spinning on Friday and Saturday nights;

4790.  You have to bag your (own) groceries in Sweden;

4791.  Watch out for the six year-old girls when playing laser tag in Stockholm(, Sweden);

4792.  A half Russian, half Swede will drink you under the table;

4793.  Anna (Lasko) likes sour drinks;

4794.  Anna (Lasko) has soft lips;

4795.  The “hand of god” does work!

4796.  The best deal in Stockholm(, Sweden) may be the rotisserie chicken at Hemköp (Hemkop.se);

4797.  The cutest, delicatessen clerk/butcher I’ve ever seen was in Stockholm(, Sweden);

4798.  Apparently, you don’t actually have to say words in a loud environment; you can just “mouth” them;

4799.  Apparently, “fladderfitta” means “floppy pussy” in Swedish;

4800.  Swedish crispbread (i.e., knäckebröd) is rather tasty. . . . It’s like a slightly sweet cracker;